Sunday, 18 December 2011

Wait t'il you see MY mountains Bilbo...

 I thought I'd spice up our sexual relationship by adding a little dress-up and roll playing. Do you think he'll like it? 


It's perfect really, he's got big hairy feet so he won't have to feel awkward about dressing his part.  Either way, we've decided to be abstinent until Solstice at midnight, so I'm going to light a bunch of candles, put on the Dido (if you don't know who Dido is or what that means you are too young to read this blog ) have him close his eyes, then I'm gonna slip into this baby. 

Don't worry y'all who are planning on coming to our open house (all 8 of you) this will be happening the night before.

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