Sunday, 27 November 2011

How My Man Plans To Fend Off Groupies

I had this whole big back story to lead into this...but I'll let you make one up:

Scott: "I'll be like 'Hey do you have a vagina? Because my Fiancé has a vagina."
Me:"Wow, that's smooth..."
Scott: "If some guys like hitting on you you can be like 'Hey, do you have a penis? Because my fiancé has a penis too, only it's bigger."
Me: "I hope you don't say that about my vagina." 

Every thing's funnier over funnel cake at East Side Marios.