So we all know facebook has this thing where it advertises to us based on keywords in our statuses. I like posting random words on my status to see what fb comes up with. they are surprisingly accurate when I type in sex, advertisements for babies and pregnancy stuff comes up. Perhaps this will subconsciously help the younger generation of fb users to swallow a pill and use a condom.
Anyways, the most recent targeted advertisement is plus-size dresses. I'm like What The Farm? Why would they target me with a plus-size dress advertisement? Then I saw the picture of the dresses in the advert. They had teeny tiny little waists. These dresses could not have been over a size 6. Those dresses would not fit me no matter how much I sucked in my small, yet still existent, gut. So if size 9 at 5 foot 2 is considered plus size; plus-dresses.com you can go blow my uncle Olaf's goat (and I assure you he is a goat that does not like to be blown).
Also there's this strapless bra advert where half of the advert is taken up by a seductively pouting girl's face. I'm like: "So they're selling face bras now" I look closer "wow it's true, I can't see any straps" Then in the back ground she's posing on a bed very obviously wearing a bra WITH straps. So it must be a face-bra. what is this world coming to when facebook starts selling face-bras? and most importantly: Why is facebook targeting me to sell them to?
Looks like in the facebook world 6 is the new plus size and 30 is the new 70. Yet I still can't drag my plus-sized saggy ass face away.
saggy-ass face not saggy ass-face.
That is all.
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